UNIVERSITEE EDUKATION / by Joe Castorino

I’m gettin’ a good edukation,

Full o’ lots o’ rekreation;

Critical thinkin’ is not fer me,

Yet my grades ‘r’ ne’er below a “B”;

Pop’s big bucks send me here,

Mebbe I can stay another year;

I go to all the parties and football games,

Then I get drunk with the guys and dames;

The beautiful, good, and true???

Who cares! Just gimme a brew!