I’m gettin’ a good edukation,
Full o’ lots o’ rekreation;
Critical thinkin’ is not fer me,
Yet my grades ‘r’ ne’er below a “B”;
Pop’s big bucks send me here,
Mebbe I can stay another year;
I go to all the parties and football games,
Then I get drunk with the guys and dames;
The beautiful, good, and true???
Who cares! Just gimme a brew!