For centuries weddings have been the same,
A boy and a girl to the altar came;
They chose a maid of honor and best man,
Always honoring God’s eternal plan;
But now boys join with boys and girls with girls,
As their large rainbow flag proudly unfurls;
Is our homeland one that totally rocks?
Or have we just opened Pandora’s box?
Without any doubt we must be PC,
Because, yes, this is the land of the free;
Therefore, let’s be sure to be inclusive,
For we don’t want to be called abusive;
Why must a civil union be a pair?
Somehow that just doesn’t seem to be fair;
Perhaps three, four, or even five might wed,
Though they might be hard to cram in one bed;
But why not also wed their pet poodle?
Just throw in the whole kit and kaboodle;
But if they can wed their cute little dog,
Then what about their flatulent green frog?
And if they wed humans and animals,
Then why not even add a few cannibals?
In fact, they don’t even have to stop there,
Maybe they can add a tiger and bear;
They prevent their marriage from getting dull,
When they also wed a cadaver’s skull.