TO ST. JOSEPH by Joe Castorino

Your thick, wavy brown hair happily

  Blows in the breeze of God’s will;

Your warm brown eyes twinkle with

  Contentment, crinkling as you smile.

 

You protect the holy Babe from Herod’s

  Hellish hands, which are dripping with blood;

In obedience, you help the Holy Family

  Evade him and elusively escape to Egypt.

 

As a worker, you handle the wood of

  God’s creation with gentle strength;

With industrious ingenuity, you use

  God’s good gifts to serve others.

 

You shatter lustful temptation with your

  Carpenter’s mallet of holy purity;

Then, as God’s valiant soldier, you slay

  Selfishness with the sword of surrender.

 

In your loving example, you show little Jesus

  how to be a good son to His mother;

With your humble heart, you teach Love

  How to love, and the angels are amazed.

SANTIAGO THE SKEPTIC by Joe Castorino

A veritable Doubting Thomas,

Santiago is perennially sad,

If it can’t be scientifically proven,

It just makes him very mad.


He loves Nietzsche’s philosophy,

And hates all religious belief,

For him life is a filthy rat race,

Where people die in bloody grief.


Santiago goes over to Fatima,

To mock the supposed seers,

Being intellectually superior,

He will shower them with jeers.


But seeing the miracle of the sun,

His heart of ice begins to thaw,

For the sun dances in the sky,

Breaking many a scientific law.


The finger of God shakes his world,

Leaving him totally stunned and dazed,

The finger of God shakes his world,

And he looks up truly, truly amazed.

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF STUDENTS by Joe Castorino

In years past, students could focus more on learning,

Reading was something for which they were yearning,

Page after glorious page of the classics they were turning.

 

ButNowIt’sGradesGradesGradesNothingButGrades,

WithMoreReadingMoreWritingMoreResearchAndNoParades,

There’sMoreFrustrationMoreFearAndTheirEnergyFadesAnd

TO ST. PATRICK by Joe Castorino

You’re a stout lad from the big Scottish isle,

A future bishop without any guile;

Kidnappers took you away from your home,

Across a sea that rippled with white foam;

In Ireland you were made a poor slave,

Life was rough, though you tried hard to be brave;

You drew close to God and He set you free,

At last with your eyes your homeland you see;

You return to Ireland so smart, so wise,

And clearly reveal all the devil’s lies;

You pray “Christ on my left, Christ on my right,”

And you help the Irish find the true Light.

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF THE ENVIRONMENT by Joe Castorino

Francis, the Poverello of Assisi, really cared for Mother Earth,

The clear starry skies and sparkling waters filled with mirth,

Happy, healthy buds burst forth brightly in glorious new birth.

 

NowWeWatchWithDeepDreadForOurWoundedWorldBleeds,

SheSilentlyReachesOutToUsAndEverSoDesperatelyPleads,

WhatCanWeDoInOrderToCureHerAndSupplyAllHerNeeds?

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF PROGRESS by Joe Castorino

Before modern technology, time moved very slow,

Life was about life, not just earning some dough,

It was nice to stop and feel the whispering wind blow.

 

ButNowProgressPushesAndPushesToDizzyingHeights,

AndIt’sNothingButFastFoodAndThenWorkingLateNights,

GluttonousTechnologyEatsFatherTimeWithMegaBitesAnd

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND by Joe Castorino

Back in the day, people would quietly chat by the fire,

Or maybe silently read and learn, like a monastic friar,

Of tranquility's beauteous bliss we would never tire.

 

ButNowThereIsNoiseNoiseNoiseBombardingOurEars,

HonkingHornsScreamingSirensAndSnaggletoothedJeers,

TalkingHeadsBoisterouslyBabbleAndTrebleOurFearsAnd

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF TIME by Joe Castorino

2,000 years ago life was lived at a slower pace,

There was time for family, and to see everyone’s face,

People took time to notice the beautiful stars way up in space.

 

NowLifeIsSoStressfulAndSoRushedAndSoObsessiveAndSoFast,

WeHaveToBuyBuyBuyAndBeSuccessfulAndAlwaysAvoidBeingLast,

SoWeNeedFlatScreensAndSmartPhonesAndNoTimeForThePastAnd

FULLY ALIVE? by Joe Castorino

Song Titles on a Vinyl Record Album

Side One

1. “Happily Playing with Tiny Toy Boats”

2. “The Prodigal Young Man Sows His Wild Oats”

3. “He’s a Showoff and Loves to Brag”

4. “But Work is So Stressful and Life is a Drag”

 

Side Two

1. “Retirement Doesn’t Bring Any Hope”

2. “Health Suddenly Fails and He Cannot Cope”

3. “The Quicksand of Loneliness and Deep Sighs”

4. “What Can Give Life Meaning before He Dies?”

THE WAKE-UP CALL by Joe Castorino

The angels seek the lazy,

   inviting them into the Light,

But the slothful are sound asleep,

   and their sad souls are dark as night;

The good angels show compassion,

   and they stretch out their loving arms,

Yet since the sluggards ignore them,

   they sound the angelic alarms.

TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK by Joe Castorino

I would always fight to win,

For me, it was a matter of pride,

So I stubbornly argued,

Twisting reason and then 

Fracturing the truth,

Like a prisoner on the rack;

But now I’m slowly learning

To follow the way of the cross,

So when I’m confronted and

When I’m fiercely challenged,

In simplicity I speak the truth,

Then when my adversary

Insists and angrily persists,

I calmly turn the other cheek

And embrace the cross,

Experiencing the bitterness

Of ridicule and rejection,

The painful suffering of

Vindictive vehement insults

That bloodily slash and tear

At my heart and sensitive soul;

But the good God is so good,

Truly He is never outdone in

Generosity, for He pours the

Sweet balm of the Spirit

Into my wounds and rescues me

From the snares of the enemy,

I rest in His gentleness and patience,

I experience true joy in Him,

For His courage conquers all,

Driving away apparent obstacles,

And with a smile in my soul,

I approach the Sea of Mercy,

I approach it with great trust!

TO OUR LADY OF LOURDES by Joe Castorino

Your merciful aquamarine eyes

   are magnificently modest,

Sparkling like radiant jewels

   of kindness and compassion;

Your serene smile humbly

   steals my hopeful heart,

As you point me towards the

   path that leads to Jesus;

Your majestic mantle and sky-blue

   sash dance joyfully in the breeze,

Reflecting the mildness and the

   gentleness of the good God;

Your ladylike lips whisper    

   words of wisdom

That comfort and lighten

my heavy heart;

Your sweet, saintly actions

   ripple through the universe,

Like warm, welcoming waves

   of heavenly peace.

MRS. MALAPROP'S DECADENT BLUEBERRY PIE by Joe Castorino

The smug Mrs. Malaprop confidentially

  spoke to her newest apprentice:

“This recipe is only for those affluent

  in the language of the culinary arts;

It is absolutely imperial to use berries

  that have the same constancy as caviar,

This gives the pie a wealth of flavonoids,

  such as radical-free anti-accidents;

The key is to use an inordinative amount

  of sugar to make it exceedingly rich,

In fact, undubitably, the pie must be

  baked with an upper-upper crust."

WILLIE THE WORRIER by Joe Castorino

Willie the Worrier woke up in bed,

He was quickly filled with horrible dread;

His main goal in life was to get ahead,

Yet he stumbled and fell behind instead;

Never satisfied with his daily bread,

Now this stressaholic is door-nail dead.

RICKY THE RUSHER by Joe Castorino

Ricky rushes madly all the day long,

He’s petrified things will turn out all wrong;

His two nervous eyes seem made of green rock,

That shift like the pendulum of a clock;

Keep up with the Joneses, he must, he must,

Or all of his dreams will turn to grey dust;

His sad sour life is a merry-go-round,

And Fear chases him like a hungry hound;

Tragically, he lives at a breakneck pace,

With worrisome wrinkles on his blank face;

Ricky’s afraid he just might go crazy,

The truth is that his future’s quite hazy;

He needs to run, run, run, and buy, buy, buy,

But he never stops to ask himself why.

THE DAY TRADER by Joe Castorino

Ignoramus Maximus is his name,

And playing the stock market is his game;

With a dark ghoulish smile and fiendish eye,

Greed burns inside him and will never die;

He listens to the experts on TV,

Thinking these people the future can see;

As the stock market climbs to all new highs,

He trades hundreds of stocks of every size;

Thinking of nothing but buying and selling,

His addictive life is very telling;

To the god of riches does he succumb,

So that his sick brain becomes very numb;

But seeing his statement, he starts to choke,

He finally learns he’s totally broke.

THE OPERA SINGER by Joe Castorino

"Pride goeth before a fall"

 

As the titanic tenor sings a tune,

Pride inflates him like a hot air balloon;

With an arrogant wrinkle of his brow,

He revels in a long slow snooty bow;

The crowd erupts in explosive applause,

And he smiles a plastic smile with his jaws;

But then something unexpected takes place,

A vine-ripened tomato hits his face;

The singer gives the guy a dirty glance,

But then abruptly trips and rips his pants.

THE LITTERBUG by Joe Castorino

Ignoramus Incredibilis is his name,

Or call him Litterbug -- it’s just the same;

He wipes his hands on his ketchup-stained shirt,

And drops his wrapper right into the dirt;

A stroll to the trash can is just too far,

So he tosses the bottle from his car;

But here is a fact pondered by the wise,

That Litterbug wears a sneaky disguise;

In truth, he’s very hard for us to see,

He actually looks just like you and me.

THE TWILIGHT by Joe Castorino

Whoever says he is in the light,

Yet hates his brother or sister,

Is still in the darkness --

But beware of The Twilight,

Neither fully in the light

Nor fully in the darkness,

The Land of the Lukewarm,

Like the Laodiceans of old,

Who are neither hot nor cold,

Who will be spit out like

Salt that has lost its flavor,

Like vines that have no fruit,

They will be thrown out

And they will wither,

Ever so slowly wither,

Into the black earth.

THE DARKNESS OF DOOM by Joe Castorino

Act I

There was midnight madness

in the heart of darkness,

where lustful lovers caroused

and burned with wild passion,

and although they were

warned by pilgrims who

were on their way to Rome,

they lived the philosophy

of carpe diem:

they could always repent

tomorrow;

but early in the morning

on the very next day,

an event took place

that forever changed

the world of Pompeii:

it was August 24, 79 AD, and

proud Pompeii was bathed

in warm peaceful sunshine

when the earth began to quake

to the awakening heartbeat

that began to stir deep inside of

the voluptuous Vesuvius,

and here and there the roof tiles

of the stately city of Pompeii

undulated in a rhythmic motion,

up and down, and up and down,

before resting quietly

and slumbering again,

as Vesuvius silently and stealthily

yawned a slow stream of

thin white smoke into the

clear blue sky.

 

Act II

By the afternoon,

there was a light veil

of white smoke that now

draped Vesuvius’ verdant body,

but when she suddenly and

violently erupted in anger,

belching coal-colored smoke

from her crater’s trembling lips

and spewing it high into

the pale blue sky,

it was only a matter of seconds

before flaming black rocks,

like Mephistophelian meteorites,

revengefully rained down

from the swiftly darkening sky,

smashing the roof tiles and

crushing the marble statues

above the villas’ courtyards;

meanwhile, the stunned citizens

scrambled and stumbled around

as the vigorous heartbeat

of the vain Vesuvius

pounded powerfully,

and a cataclysmic earthquake

ripped through Pompeii:

the sleeping giant

was now fully awake;

as the terrified men and women

raised their wild eyes

to the sullen sky,

they screamed like savages

and cursed their pagan gods

for punishing them,

and they spat in the air

at their pathetic gods.

 

Act III

Several hours later,

above the hellish rubble

of this humbled city,

the black sun approached the

black horizon and ominous clouds

suffocated the helpless sky:

Pompeii wailed in pain

and writhed woefully

under the victorious Vesuvius,

who was bathed in the seductive

red glow of liquid lava;

electric bolts of

volcanic lightning danced

like convulsive demons

and lit up the murky sky

as ashen rain fell feebly

to the flaming ruins below;

maimed dogs howled in horror

at the shockingly surreal and

apocalyptic spectacle,

while the lonely human survivors,

their psyches severely shattered,

huddled together for cover

under the crumbling columns

that were sinking in a sea of

charcoal-gray ashes.

 

Act IV

As the sun slowly rose

the next morning,

the new day dawned with

a deep deafening silence,

and the sickly sun shuddered

as it peered through the

broken black clouds,

lamenting the loss of the

once grand city of Pompeii;

as the scattered survivors

clutched ever so tightly to

their shredded sliver of hope,

it appeared that perhaps the

volcanic storm had finally

exhausted itself,

and the remaining citizens,

with empty expressions

on their blank faces,

slowly and weakly

began the process of

putting the splintered pieces

of their lives back together again;

but in the distance

they suddenly heard a

thunderous roar that

rapidly and frighteningly

crescendoed as it drew nearer,

sounding very much like

a stampede of the gods;

with great trepidation,

the people lifted their

bloodshot eyes and they saw a

massive wall of

whirling gray clouds --

as tall as Vesuvius herself --

rushing madly along the

surface of the ground and

coming right towards them;

it paused momentarily,

as if trying to catch its breath,

before making one last

diabolical attack upon its enemy;

then in a twinkle of time,

the voracious cloud of hot ash

charged through and hungrily devoured

the crumpled carcass

of pitiful Pompeii.

 

Act V

As Time drearily dragged the

morning into afternoon,

the poor Pompeians

were forever frozen

and cemented into history,

buried alive under a twelve-foot

blizzard of blazing ashes;

the solitary sun looked down

sadly upon the waveless

gray ocean of volcanic ash,

and Pompeii was nothing more

than a desolate wasteland --

even the powerful Vesuvius

was left seriously crippled,

with her cone blown off

by the explosiveness of her fury;

when the news of this event finally

reached the imperial city of Rome,

Pope Cletus gathered for mass

with his flock and, together,

they fervently prayed for

the souls of the victims who perished

in the very dark tragedy of

the doomed city of Pompeii.