Ignoramus Incredibilis is his name,
Or call him Litterbug -- it’s just the same;
He wipes his hands on his ketchup-stained shirt,
And drops his wrapper right into the dirt;
A stroll to the trash can is just too far,
So he tosses the bottle from his car;
But here is a fact pondered by the wise,
That Litterbug wears a sneaky disguise;
In truth, he’s very hard for us to see,
He actually looks just like you and me.