MR. LECHEROUS LOVERBOY / by Joe Castorino

Lecherous Loverboy is his true name,

Pornography is his heart-thumping game;

Peeking at pics of sexy Doll Tearsheet,

He meanly treats her like a hunk of white meat;

The more he looks at his sensual pets,

The more his eyes swell, and larger they gets;

Like the wooden nose of Pinocchio,

Each one of his eyeballs just grow and grow;

Loverboy’s lewd obsession never stops,

Then like a balloon each eye loudly pops;

He listens to Emotion’s lustful lies,

So that’s why Loverboy suddenly dies.