Song Titles on a Vinyl Record Album
Side One
1. “Happily Playing with Tiny Toy Boats”
2. “The Prodigal Young Man Sows His Wild Oats”
3. “He’s a Showoff and Loves to Brag”
4. “But Work is So Stressful and Life is a Drag”
Side Two
1. “Retirement Doesn’t Bring Any Hope”
2. “Health Suddenly Fails and He Cannot Cope”
3. “The Quicksand of Loneliness and Deep Sighs”
4. “What Can Give Life Meaning before He Dies?”